Sunday, June 6, 2010

Posting a sex ad on craigslist with your number had to be one the the funniest things ever,
I figured if I was going to be acused and get my tooth knocked out I might as well do it. So after one of our very emotional converstations he like to have he said to me that"______ was this only friend in the world." Let find out how good of a friend he really is. I called him up and been sleeping with him for 2 years.

Monday, March 22, 2010

He cheated. Alot. My secret revenge? I log into his facebook and when girls message him I pretend to be him and tell them I am not interested. I am protecting his gf and it gives him alot less action. And he wonders why his friend list keeps reducing in number :) Plus. I anonymously told his girl friend to read his messages on facebook and gave her his password. They broke up last night!

Monday, January 25, 2010

My secret revenge....

Sending your mom that anonymous tip about your drug problem. Oppss. See you in a few months when your back from rehab.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

I slept with my married boss, and we fell in love. He convinced me to quit my job so we can start dating, he left his wife and we started dating. A month later I totaled my car going to go see him. He then left me for his wife. So I was left jobless, carless, and loveless. I thought I had the worst luck ever...that was until I started dating a law student who informed me of sexual harassment cases. Sucks for him!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

You think that just because you make your page private on Facebook that I don't know what is going on in your life? I have my ways, and YOUR friends give me their passwords so I can spy on you. By the way, get your change of address in soon, all of your mail is going in the garbage.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I heard you got beatten up really badly. got kicked in the head while you were on the ground.3 against 1. the following week you found out you failed the last semester and have to repeat all your classes.
I've never been happier. It's called karma. you deserve everything you got. it's not so nice being beaten by stronger people is it? now you know what I felt. I weighed 8 and half sone and am 5ft 5.You annihilated me.

and all those time you looked down on college drop outs and people without college degrees. look where you are now. I can rest easy knowing you got exacty what you deserved
I thought you were the one. I pictured us together for the rest of our lives. But you hurt me. You lied and cheated. And towards the end, you even cheated with MY "friend."

After I left you, the two of you continued your relationship and even later got married! I was crushed!

I wanted to get you back, and about a year ago, I got the chance... I slept with your younger brother. I didn't plan it, but when the opportunity presented itself, I had to do it!

It gave me so much pleasure knowing that you would find out at some point, and that maybe you would be hurt as much as I was.

What comes around goes around. And it came back around to bite you in the butt... Twice. I found out why you called me a few months back. I didn't answer the phone, but heard from a friend later that your new wife had cheated on you.

I guess you were hoping to find comfort or something in hearing my voice again... I don't know. And I don't care. What I do know without a doubt is that you two are perfect for eachother! HA!
My secret revenge was marrying him. I know it killed you that he married me in a nice, church wedding and has given me more than he ever gave you.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

You should not have interfered in my marriage. Now I stay married to your son because I know you hate me. You're going to die soon and I am going to enjoy spending your son's inheritance. I am going to live very well off your money old man

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You dumped me for your ex hoping for a future with her even after she cheated on you .. you married her and now less than 2 years later you are already talking divorce.

The sad part is that my revenge is just living my life in spite of you breaking my heart to the point I thought I'd never recover. I now have a beautiful baby boy with a man that loves me more than anything and all you wanted was a wife and a baby and now you have nothing .. I have it all and you're miserable.

I knew that you would ruin your life more than I ever could. I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen so I just waited for it to all come crumbling down.

Have a nice life.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

My secret revenge is spying on you. You may not know that belonging to a FB network allows anyone else in that network to see your page. I go there to see you suffer after my husband dumped you. We are working on our marriage and you are thrown out like so much trash. You whine to your friends about reaching out to a love and being rejected. They don't know that you tried to be a home wrecker.

If you keep trying to contact my husband, I will let them know.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I am a bagger for a grocery store. I really get mad when customers treat me like a servant when i am carring the cart to their car. they just get in and start the car up. i happily load the groceries and say a big thank you as i walk back to the store. leaving the trunk open. It is my sweet revenge when they look sooo confused and have to get back out of the car to shut the trunk. Hey, it's not much but it makes me feel better!
My secret revenge is selling my art work...a few "friends" and spouses of friends who ridiculed my art, my manhood because I paint. Now my art is selling and they're still thinking about doing art one day - really they are doing nothing but wishing they could be in my situation! Screw them....

Monday, August 31, 2009

My secret revenge is letting you still be friends with my brother. After all the shit you did to me, after you gave me herpes and broke up with me, you had the audacity to still try and lurk around my life, even after I told you to stay the hell out of it. I was always too embarrassed to tell my brother and let you guys go out together even though it infuriated me.

Now my brother knows. You still call him and want to hang out. Him and all his friends are waiting to see your sorry face the next time you meet up with them at the bar. I hope your face never looks the same.
One night, you were filling up water guns for a big water gun fight with your high school football team. You put them in the fridge to cool and went to bed.

I stayed up late and after you left the room I peed in both of the small water guns, filling them up completely with urine. The following morning you unknowingly sprayed all of your team mates with piss. You still don't know.

I, however, am very proud of myself.
When I am at work, and have been left alot of jobs to do that the dayshift could of quite easily completed if they actually did something rather than just eat...

I leave my supervisor and manager's favourite coffee mugs in the bucket full of dirty water I just used to clean the toilets.

It makes my night feel a little bit better knowing that you are drinking coffee flavoured with the piss you leave all over the floor for me to clean up at night.
When people piss me off i post listings on craigslist of nice things for low cost with their name and phone number. It makes me feel alot better that im getting back at them in a smarter way than they pissed me off as.
I'm the one that egged your pretty white mustang. You deserved it. I love the sad, pathetic look on your face everytime you see me. I love knowing that when you see me with him, you die a little more inside.
I hope you leave your wife to be with me. Because you know we were meant to be together. And when you do, I WILL LEAVE YOU.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

my secret revenge is me hoping you see me walking by you happily with him.he makes me happy like you couldn't and he didn't leave me when i needed him you was like a slap in the face.i know i might never get over the hurt but i hope you realize the great thing you lost
You cheated on me with my cousin so after we broke up and you guys got together I got on your myspace and sent messages to her best friend. Now she thinks you did the same with her as you did with me.

You guys broke up.
I'm horrible, I know.
My teacher gave me an a- (94) one point from an a so I spit in his dr.pepper.

i felt better.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Whilst at university, I waited on tables. You came in every day, referred to me as the "northern girl" in a patronising tone. You ALWAYS sent your coffee back, because it wasn't scalding enough. You stunk, were grossly obese and highly obnoxious. You even had the temerity to bring in the prostitutes, that had been unfortunate enough, to have been "hired" by you. Every morning that I worked, I would spit into a cappucino cup and keep it awaiting...especially for your arrival. I did this for 2 years.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

My secret Revenge - is that I hope some day you will see me again and see my great sucess and fortune, loving husband and kids, and feel like the low life you are knowing you lost the greatest thing that ever happened in your life. I hope karma comes around and you feel every ounce of pain that you caused me-twice over.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I sent the emails, I made the phone calls, I signed you and her up for the spamming sites and magazines and bill me later stuff, and I am planning to infest both of your cars, houses, or clothes with revenge crabs, and I might put superglue in the locks on both of your houses and put the water hose through the window or mailslot while you are not home and turn on the water to let it run until you get back, and i'll probably let the air out of both of your tires or poke a hole in your radiator or break your car windows....

and I wish I didn't want to do all of that. I wish you would just talk to me and give me closure instead of ignoring me like I don't exist and like we didn't spend the last two years in an intimate relationship with each other that you are pretending like didn't happen!

I loved you for 18 years and the best you can do is... Thank you for the *****!?... and that Biatch is going to act like I'm a stalker b/c you've lied to her about me? I found my inner stalker, thanks to you, and I hate myself for all the dark thoughts I listed previously, and I hate you for making me hate you... b/c I loved you more than you deserved.

Friday, November 14, 2008

I lived with my grandparents for years, and everone knows that old people can be cranky more often than not. Well, my grandpa really made me mad one day so, I put a laxative in his tea during dinner. He was on the toilet for hours and I didn't have to see his face for the rest of the night. :) I'm still proud of myself! :D

Monday, October 27, 2008

Revenge IS not only sweet, it was necessary for my self-esteem and to teach this guy he can't two-time me and get away with it.

Being a single mom, I cherished my one kid-free weekend each month when my two sons went to visit their father. On one particular weekend, I made BIG plans with the guy I was dating. Baked homemade bread. Pie. Shrimp, salad and wine (which really cut into the small budget I lived on) RARELY did I go to such extravagance, but I really wanted this weekend to be special, with my special guy. "Yes, I'll be there," he promised over several phone calls.

I waited. And waited some more. He didn't show up. Then I recalled him talking about a "lady friend" who would be visiting from Seattle. To protect their identities, I'll call him Nick and her Jesse for the rest of the story. I called him.

"Hello Nick. You were supposed to be here for dinner. I've made blah blah blah."

He replied, "Oh, I forgot. I'm really sorry."

ME: Is that woman from Seattle there with you?"

HIM: "Yes. I'm really sorry." I hung up on him. But that wasn't good enough. Enraged, I got in the car and DROVE to his house. The bedroom light was on. I went to the garage and got his step ladder, sat it under the window and climbed up. My heart was in my throat. They were laying on the bed. His shirt was off. She was giving him a massage as they were talking. My hurt turned into a territorial boldness.

The window was open, so I leaned in and said, "Is this a private conversation, or can anyone join in?"

He jumped up: "Oh, hi Sara."

ME: "Hello Nick."

HIM: "Sara this is Jesse. Jesse, Sara. Would you like to come in?"

ME: "No, I'd rather watch." He disappeared into the house, and met me at the garage as I was returning the ladder. After a few words expressing my hurt, he said he'd take her home, and I said I'd give him 10 minutes to get to my apartment or we were through. He was there.

Yes, we eventually broke it off and went separate ways. But he never stood me up again... that I know of.
OK, I'm an aquarium vigilante that took revenge on a tropical fish. My husband's fish. At night, this mean fish would chase my fish and when it took a few bites out if its tail, it was all I could bare. I tried to believe everything would be OK... that it was an isolated incident. But then I heard the water splashing and I knew it was another attack. I went ballistic, jumped out of bed, scooped the mean fish out of the aquarium, and put him in a coffee pot. Along with a heavy dose of ant poison. The next day my husband demanded we put the fish back in the aquarium because his fish (still alive even though....) was looking sick, and probably wasn't getting the oxygen it needed. We put it in the aquarium (after one more shot of ant poison when hubby wasn't looking). It came out of it. My other fish died anyway. But I felt satisfied having made the other fish suffer. Kinda sick, but I got my revenge.

Monday, October 20, 2008


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