Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Whilst at university, I waited on tables. You came in every day, referred to me as the "northern girl" in a patronising tone. You ALWAYS sent your coffee back, because it wasn't scalding enough. You stunk, were grossly obese and highly obnoxious. You even had the temerity to bring in the prostitutes, that had been unfortunate enough, to have been "hired" by you. Every morning that I worked, I would spit into a cappucino cup and keep it awaiting...especially for your arrival. I did this for 2 years.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool!

Anonymous said...

I like your style

Anonymous said...

Not cool, that is disgusting, and in some states would be considered an aggravated assault and could get you jail time.